Cramer's top 2 investing rules for bulls, bears and everyone in between

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40 years experience, learn rules by lessons - Jim Cramer 

1. No. 1: Bulls make money, bear makes money, pig get slaughtered
2. Not remind yourself, do not act like a pig - 
3. Gain, caught a viscous selloffs - 
4. Player bets too ...
5. How do you know that you are a pig? 
6. Chief game - stay in the game - take short term pain, stay in the game 
7. Be cautious, ring the register - Book the gains at all 
8. Stock - get crashed 
9. Stock - get up in straight line 
10. Price - huge cash on the table - stock market 2000, or 2008, ...
11. No. 2: It is ok to pay tax - refuse to take gain, avoid paying taxes
12. Macy - hefty gain - do not ring the register - crash 50%, no profit at all, make some peace 
13. Profit on paper, not same on your bank account - in short, fear? Loss
14. Do not be greedy. Profit - you may end up with no profit at all.