Tesla is NOT just an auto company, it is also a healthcare company. Within a year, through a SW update that all existing cars will receive, Tesla will be able to detect cancer in any passenger in the vehicle and the FSD features will immediately drive them to a Tesla restaurant where a Opti-Oncologist will inject a Tesla invented cancer killing drug. Tesla stock will soar by 2 orders of magnitude.
Tesla is NOT just an auto company, it is also a healthcare company. Within a year, through a SW update that all existing cars will receive, Tesla will be able to detect cancer in any passenger in the vehicle and the FSD features will immediately drive them to a Tesla restaurant where a Opti-Oncologist will inject a Tesla invented cancer killing drug. Tesla stock will soar by 2 orders of magnitude.
Tesla doesn’t sell cars...sells the right to believe anything, even a miracle cure from the touchscreen
because the diner will be staffed by sultry robo humanoids who can massage painful areas and perform "release services" normally purchased downtown by the docks.
because the diner will be staffed by sultry robo humanoids who can massage painful areas and perform "release services" normally purchased downtown by the docks.
特斯拉不仅仅是一家汽车公司，它还是一家医疗保健公司。一年之内，通过所有现有车型都将获得的软件更新，特斯拉将能够检测车内任何乘客的癌症情况，FSD 功能会立即将他们送往特斯拉餐厅，在那里，光学肿瘤学家会为乘客注射特斯拉发明的抗癌药物。特斯拉的股价将飙升两个数量级。
特斯拉不仅仅是一家汽车公司，它还是一家医疗保健公司。一年之内，通过所有现有车型都将获得的软件更新，特斯拉将能够检测车内任何乘客的癌症情况，FSD 功能会立即将他们送往特斯拉餐厅，在那里，光学肿瘤学家会为乘客注射特斯拉发明的抗癌药物。特斯拉的股价将飙升两个数量级。
特斯拉不卖汽车……卖的是相信一切的权利，甚至是触摸屏上的灵丹妙药
因为餐厅将配备性感的机器人，它们可以按摩疼痛部位并提供通常由码头在市中心购买的“释放服务”。
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